Ban the Vote to Anyone with a YouTube Login

The sophomoric Democrat debate on Tuesday reminded me of the special license plates you can buy in Wisconsin that idiotically proclaim "Kids First". No, kids don't come first unless you want a house full of disrespecting little ingrates badmouthing you and feeling the world owes them a pain-free life.

I thought most politicians, after Borat, could tell when they were walking into a trap. Not the Dems. They seemed perfectly comfortable with this sort of contemptible youth. Not a once did I see them even so much as flex their hands into fists. I would have jumped through the monitors and flicked the brats' ears.

To prevent further damage to our republic, I propose instituting a mandatory draft for all YouTube users. Implementing this policy is the only way I see of reversing the American Idol-addled of this country and turning these brain-dead mockers into responsible civic-minded adults. Only then would I feel comfortable giving them back the vote.

UPDATE: Captain Ed has it right here and Hugh Hewitt here.